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3/31/12

Incongruity?



You probably can't see this but this mini van has a window sticker that says "THANK YOU LORD FOR EVERYTHING BE IT GOOD OR BAD"

and then!

the license plate frame is 2 golden buxom naked ladies in profile kneeling with their flowing hair and feet meeting in the middle

3/24/12

Augustus Gloop redux

Owen and Jonah took a solo trip to the Westville Market yesterday. There, Owen used his entire allowance to purchase an obscene amount of candy and chocolate, which he apparently consumed over the span of an hour. And so ends the Allowance Experiment. Any guesses as to how much he spent?

3/8/12

Come Fly With Me

I'm heading up to Portland, ME in a little while for a conference tomorrow. Four-hour drive, which, for anyone who knows me knows that's well within my 'flying out the question' radius.

My friend and colleague who I'm driving up with suggested Monday that maybe he would fly us up...in a 2-seater propellor plane. As soon as these words came out of his mouth, my feet started tingling and I got a little woozy. Then he said, "But I haven't logged enough hours to fly in overcast weather and they're calling for rain so it probably can't happen." So..lemme get this straight ... you can be certified to fly only in ideal weather conditions?? What, pray tell, happens should the weather change mid flight?? Naturally, these and other catastrophic ruminations led to 2 nights of dreams: Tues night, my brother and I were riding our bikes to the meeting; Wed night, I was flying solo to the meeting.