
Bustin' moves with the b boys

Always make sure children are accompanied by adult elbows
He came up with some classic lines, none better than "this anemometer tells you about something real, something that matters: the weather. It's not like math or something that you just read about in books." Yeah kids, so don't be a sucker and learn all that stupid math when you could get on TV by reading anemometer gauges. There were some good if not great audience questions, my favorite coming from Donnie Downer: 'What is the biggest natural disaster in U.S. history?'


Plus, the ladies swoon so that makes the marketing dept happy. Anyway, he hit another clutch HR last night, propelling the O's to a nice come-from-behind road win over the Mariners who much preferred the 2007 O's (O's were 2-7 vs. Mariners last year; so far 5-1 in 2008).
If Adam Jones stops swinging at pitches at his eyeballs and Luke Scott is for real, the outfield of the future could be this season.