Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Owen grabbed it, Rocky style:

Speaking of MacGruber

Only 3 days left to vote in the AFP MacGruber mullet contest. I had some pretty sweet feathered hair in the 'growing out' phase but nothing to compete with these masterpieces.

Betty White

She really did it up on SNL last Saturday. I seem to vaguely remember her busting out a few mildly inappropriate one-liners as a Golden Girl and Julie claims she was the deliverer of sexual innuendos on the Mary Tyler Moore show but SNL brought out a whole new beast. If you haven't seen it, don't miss these beauties:
Poop-caso
Micropenis
Lesbian (many times over)
Balls
Wizard of ASS

I'm sure I'm forgetting a few.

Sweep

The Orioles' nightmarish first 3 1/2 weeks of the season picked up nicely with a sweep of the red sox in Baltimore. The Os were 2-16 vs Boston last year and have started 4-2 against them this season (but 3-16 against everyone else). My 80 win prediction is looking like a long shot but so is the red sox' world series goal.