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6/26/12

Jeremy's here

Our furry friend is in his aquarium (with mesh top held in place by 2 heavy books) on Owen's dresser. He seems quite content in his new home. He enjoys fresh carrots and peppers and hopping to and fro. He does not enjoy his exercise ball or being kept in complete darkness 24/7 (In Julie's perpetual Battle Against Summer, she closed all the blinds and drapes in the house. Apparently, Julie had not heard that gerbils are so exquisitely sensitive to altered diurnal variation that there are reports of  solar eclipses precipitating global gerbil freak outs or that SADgRS -- seasonal affective disorder, (gerbil subtype)-related suicide -- is the  #3 killer of gerbils behind 'old age' and house cats .)

2 comments:

julie said...

Also, he is totally quiet! And, his favorite food is red peppers of all things. He loves them! And, he eats out of Owen's hand. And, he is NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER. HE is the easiest pet ever.

Will said...

you should've thrown a couple backwards e's and phonetic spellings in there to start the conspiracy theory that JEREMY THE KYOOTESS JERBLE EVER HIJAKT UR EMAIL