Jason has a skunk living under his house. The first animal control guy who was quite possibly drunk, suggested Jason buy a cage, bait it with cat food, trap the skunk and then club it or shoot it dead. At no point in this exchange did this guy offer his services, which seems to defeat the purpose of putting your name in the phone book under 'animal control.' (Perhaps there should be an 'animal control advice' section).
The second guy offered a less aggressive approach: put stakes doused in coyote urine under the house. And OF COURSE, AgWay (of Hamden!) sells coyote urine. So, question #1 : how did the harvesters of coyote urine do it? Not that I can't think of any possible way to do it but how to do it in a fashion that would be time/cost efficient. Thirteen bucks for 8 oz of concentrated coyote urine! And yes, it's possible Jason bought 8 oz of mineral oil dyed dark amber.
Question #2 -- without looking, what was the name of Pepe LePew's love interest?
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