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7/30/09

Prez needs a Vernon Jordan

Maybe it's living with all those females? Obama's had a rough few weeks with the machismo factor. Wearing the Sox jacket and jeans out to the mound for the ceremonial first pitch at the All-Star game was manly but then he floated that eephus in there making it look like he was using the wrong arm. Then, his machismo rating went up with his knee-jerk, absurd comments following the Henry Louis Gates arrest but then he apologized! rather than entrenching himself into his opinion and yelling louder. THEN he agreed to a sit-down over a beer with the interested parties but ordered a Bud light. C'mon Obama, this isn't pledge week at the Delta Gamma house! Would 40 extra calories really kill your 3% body fat??

5 comments:

Don said...

Obama transcends gender. And everything else.

Don said...

And while we're on the subject of masculinity...

I love how Bill Clinton couldn't be bothered looking for nukes in North Korea when he was President, but the minute two young ladies are missing there....

......they're flying back on his plane.

Congrats President Clinton.

Will said...

there's definitely an SNL skit in the works -- Darryl Hammond should send Bill royalties.

how about KJI's succession? is junior just as nutty?

Don said...

Apparently Kimmel was brave enough to go there. Pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0wsmz8AjW4&feature=player_embedded

Don said...

I think this article from London is a little harsh on two women who were prisoners of a communist regime, but it is eye opening how this rescue seemed to be 1 part PR stunt and 2 parts crazy dictator who idolizes Bill Clinton. I mean -- why didn't we just leave him there to tidy up the whole nuke mess? Interesting article. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1205224/In-peril-Pyongyang-Those-girls-greater-danger-sharing-plane-Bill-Clinton.html