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3/17/09

Finally, number 6.

I have hundreds of patients with high blood pressure and yet, until today, I had only heard 5 original excuses for why it was elevated on that particular day. In no particular order, those 5 are:

Nurse took it as soon as I sat down after walking in (legit but usually not true).

I just smoked a cigarette (semi-legit but brings up other issues).

It always runs high at the doctor but it's good at home (semi-legit but second part usually not true).

I forgot to take my medications (legit).

I'm stressed out (semi-legit minus).

Today I got #6 -- I was at a baby shower last night and had a couple corkers.

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