I type a question stem into Google and then take the top 5 or so completions of the stem. These completions I think are the most frequently searched questions that start with the stem. Anyway, you try to answer the questions (actual answers in the comments below).
What do you call a person who:
1) likes to blow up bars?
2) lies all the time?
3) shoes horses?
4) makes maps?
5) gives massages?
6) likes pain?
7) takes a survey?
8) does autopsies?
4 comments:
1) This really was the first question to come up. Not easy to find the 'answer' but we'll go with:
saloonabomber
2) pathological liar
3) farrier
4) cartographer
5) masseuse -- c'mon America, this was a gimme
6) masochist -- easy to confuse with sadist esp if you're a serial long-term dater
7) respondent
8) medical examiner or coroner is acceptable. Quincy is not.
1 - extreme prohibitionist
2 - too many easy cheap shots here..... we'll go with my scale
3 - Sarah Jessica Parker's personal assistant
4 - pirate
5 - Lady Imay Ho on the corner of Whalley and Dixwell. That woman got me through my junior year.
6 - Lions fan
7 - Cosmo editor
8 - Quincy
Is Imay Ho the type of massage therapist who provides the happy ending, or is it someone you would recommend for me?
WTH. Why isn't forensic pathologist the answer for the last one? And masseuse isn't acceptable anymore. They like to be called massage therapists.
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