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1/20/10

You Be Google, part IV

When will

1) I die ?

2) The world end ?

3) Verizon get the iPhone?

4) I get married?

5) Scott Brown be sworn in?

6) Santa be at my house?

5 comments:

julie said...

Hopefully, the answer to #5 is "due to an unfortunate XXXXXX, never."

Will said...

Brown's got high clown potential that he's well on track to reaching already (available daughters?!?) but nothing so far pointing to Serious Douche Bag status a la John Edwards.

And, wait, there are naked dongs in Cosmo? -- isn't it in grocery store check out lines? Where are we, Paris?!?

Don said...

1 - When we're watching Yale play in the Final Four

2 - See #1

3 - Never. At&T will pay whatever it takes to hold that interest as long as possible -- just liked DirecTV does with the NFL package

4 - Approximately 3 to 5 year after Julie comes to her senses

5 - Effectively, he already is

6 - December 25 (assuming the members of your household possess the requisite non-naughtiness)

Don said...

Yeah, Brown is not ready to be a national player. I don't think he has Palinesque gaffe potential, but those comments certainly show he may shoot from the hip Bidenstyle.

I would link here Jon Stewart's hilarious attack on Rush Limolberman's over-reaction to Scott Brown -- but I can only assume you two already saw it.

julie said...

Oh no. I haven't seen it. I don't watch enough Jon Stewart, sadly. I just don't have time/go to bed too early.